Another invasive species identified: The cellphone

04/06/2013 16:24

Day 14 and still going strong on my best cell phone deals “cold turkey.”I am taking it one day at a time just like I was told at the Cell-aholics Anonymous meeting. I have had only a couple of weak moments when I thought I’d pick it up again, but they passed. Actually, it hasn’t been as hard as I thought. I am on the road to recovery.The cellphone is just sitting there and saying, “Come on, big boy, pick me up and let’s get back to partying again.”

Giving up the cellphone was initially difficult. The withdrawal messages swirled in my mind. “I need to call so and so” . . . “Who just texted me?” . . . “Oh, yeah, I need to find out if I need to get something from the store on my way home” . . . “Just had a funny idea and” . . . STOP! QUIT IT!Once I got through those types of thoughts, I also had a revelation. I caught myself not thinking about the people who needed to get my last great idea. I saw the road, heard the radio and appreciated the beauty of the sound and the sun trying to push out through the clouds. I actually heard birds signing. Remember birds?

OK, it wasn’t always idyllic, but it seemed that a percentage of my brain was somehow released from the tyranny of the cellphone. Was it only 1 percent, or 50 percent?

The Latest Smartphones was like scotch broom. It was a foreign, invasive species that had taken hold and was propagating ideas surrounding its use. And just like a freshly abstaining alcoholic, I was even more aware of those around me. What is that sloping posture of the person at Starbucks leaning over his cell phone? Will this realign his spine in some ways over time?fsfd3WD3x

The brain. What does it do to our brain?“Did that guy see me? He just walked into the road, looking at his phone. Didn’t he know that I was traveling at 35 mph (OK, more like 40) and was in a metal vehicle that was a total mismatch for his body?”Yes, I stopped. I didn’t hit him to teach him a lesson. I didn’t (but should have) lay on the horn. I really don’t think he saw me at all. He’s just lucky I wasn’t on a cellphone myself. Was he blind?

Yes. He was blind. Inattentional blindness is the concept when the brain only picks up so much of what is around us. There was an experiment at Western Washington University with a clown on a unicycle right in the middle of campus. A much higher percentage of those using Buy Cell Phones didn’t see this brightly colored spectacle.

If you get selectively focused on your cellphone, then there is a distinct possibility that you may end up with a failure to notice things that move directly through your focus of attention. This clearly leads to the inattention that drivers have while on the phone.

Raise your hand if you have never talked on the discount cell phones while driving.

I’m not going to get didactic (just wanted to use that word; look it up) and turn this into a lecture, so stick with me. I’m not any happier than you are when someone starts getting pompous. And this attitude is not going to help my recovery. Plus, I’m not telling you something you don’t already know.